🎅 Santa’s Secret Indulgence: The Scones He Doesn’t Share
- Skonz
- Dec 5
- 2 min read
Updated: 3 days ago
For centuries, Santa’s kept his favorites to himself.Milk and cookies were for show — a polite nod to tradition — but the truth? The big guy’s always had better taste.
And one frosty Christmas Eve, somewhere between the clatter of reindeer hooves and a mild sugar crash in Topeka, it happened:He discovered Skonzies Scones.
🎁 The Night Santa Found His Flavor
Legend says he first stumbled upon them in a quiet New Jersey kitchen — the air thick with butter and spice, the oven humming its holiday song. He leaned in, inhaled, and whispered,
“This… this smells like joy.”
Mrs. Claus later confirmed it: since that night, Santa’s route has been mysteriously longer. He’s been “double-checking delivery zones” that just happen to overlap with Skonzies’ shipping routes.
🥃 Buttered Rum: His After-Hours Favorite
Let’s be honest — the man’s on the road all night. He’s earned something smooth.
The Buttered Rum Scone is Santa’s off-duty indulgence — a warm, spiced masterpiece rich with, pecans, and a buttered-rum glaze that could make even the North Pole feel tropical.
Elves say he calls it “liquid holiday cheer in solid form.”We can’t confirm that quote, but the crumbs on his gloves tell their own story.
🍫 Santa’s Delight: The Scone Makes Santa Smile
Now, this one’s personal. Santa’s Delight is the scone he leaves no evidence of.Crushed graham crackers, chocolate and butterscotch chips, toasted coconut, a hint of rye — all finished with that rummy, toasted coconut glaze.
The taste? Like every cookie you ever left for him, only grown up and a little mischievous.It’s sweet nostalgia with a twinkle in its eye.
🎄 The Claus Taste Test
Every year, the elves try to tempt him with something. He humors them. Smiles. Takes one polite bite.
Then he goes back to his Buttered Rum and Santa’s Delight, pours himself a small glass of milk (or not), and says, “Good kids leave milk and cookies.Great kids leave scones.”
🕯️ The Real Magic of the Season
The truth is, Santa knows what most of us forget: the holidays aren’t about extravagance — they’re about moments. The smell of toasted sugar. The comfort of spice. The joy of saving one last scone for yourself.
And maybe, just maybe, about sneaking another bite when no one’s looking.
So this Christmas Eve, skip the store-bought cookies.Leave out a Santa’s Delight or Buttered Rum instead — and watch the presents pile a little higher.
Enjoy mates & Merry Christmas to all!
~Skonz
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